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Largest Mining Sector: 6,344thFattest Citizens: 7,862ndMost Avoided: 11,016th
The Holy Armenian Empire of
Corporate Police State
Հայաստանը հավերժ կբարձրանա
Influence
Instigator
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Mets Hayk

Population1.545 billion

CapitalYerevan
LeaderHovhannes I
FaithArmenian Apostolic Church

Currencydram
Animalgolden eagle

The Holy Armenian Empire of Mets Hayk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hovhannes I with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.545 billion Armenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerevan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.

The all-consuming Armenian economy, worth 127 trillion drams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 82,742 drams, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 345,246 per year while the poor average 12,944, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.

The banhammer is a standard police sidearm, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Mets Hayk, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and Armenian Apostolic Church has been named as Mets Hayk's national religion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mets Hayk's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Armenian Apostolic Church.

Mets Hayk is ranked 7,862nd in the world and 1st in GA IS DANK for Fattest Citizens, with 18.83 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Mining Sector: 6,344thFattest Citizens: 7,862ndMost Avoided: 11,016thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,568thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,344thMost Devout: 20,142ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,587thMost Conservative: 28,575th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mets Hayk's influence in GA IS DANK rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
  • : Mets Hayk's influence in GA IS DANK rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Mets Hayk's influence in GA IS DANK rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Mets Hayk published "Farewell" (Factbook: Overview).
  • : Mets Hayk altered its national flag.
  • : Mets Hayk altered its national flag.
  • : Mets Hayk changed its national faith to "Armenian Apostolic Church".
  • : Mets Hayk changed its national faith to "Oriental Orthodoxy".
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, Armenian Apostolic Church has been named as Mets Hayk's national religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.

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