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Largest Mining Sector: 6,122ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,636thMost Avoided: 9,273rd
The Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
Հայաստանը հավերժ կբարձրանա.
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Mets Hayk

Population494 million

CapitalYerevan

Currencydram
Animalgolden eagle

The Kingdom of Mets Hayk is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 494 million Armenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerevan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The powerhouse Armenian economy, worth 36.4 trillion drams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,706 drams, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,269 per year while the poor average 11,612, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

The typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mets Hayk's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mets Hayk is ranked 85,407th in the world and 2,016th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,932.96 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 6,122ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,636thMost Avoided: 9,273rdTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 21,247thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,701st
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Largest Mining Sector: 142nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Avoided: 230th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 326th in the regionTop
10%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 404th in the regionFattest Citizens: 476th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 501st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 595th in the regionMost Devout: 662nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mets Hayk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Mets Hayk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, prohibition has allowed a Maxtopian immigrant known only as "Nipples" to establish an illicit breast milk syndicate.
  • : Mets Hayk altered its national flag.
  • : Mets Hayk altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.

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