The Holy Armenian Kingdom of Mets Hayk is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 514 million Armenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerevan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The powerhouse Armenian economy, worth 39.9 trillion drams a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 77,578 drams, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,733 per year while the poor average 12,007, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mets Hayk's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mets Hayk is ranked 95,488^th in the world and 2,192^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,168.62 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.