Population | 1.545 billion |
Capital | Yerevan |
Leader | Hovhannes I |
Faith | Armenian Apostolic Church |
Currency | dram |
Animal | golden eagle |
The Holy Armenian Empire of Mets Hayk is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Hovhannes I with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.545 billion Armenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerevan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.3%.
The all-consuming Armenian economy, worth 127 trillion drams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 82,742 drams, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 345,246 per year while the poor average 12,944, a ratio of 26.7 to 1.
The banhammer is a standard police sidearm, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Mets Hayk, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and Armenian Apostolic Church has been named as Mets Hayk's national religion. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mets Hayk's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Armenian Apostolic Church.
Mets Hayk is ranked 7,862nd in the world and 1st in GA IS DANK for Fattest Citizens, with 18.83 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mets Hayk's influence in GA IS DANK rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
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Mets Hayk's influence in GA IS DANK rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
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Mets Hayk's influence in GA IS DANK rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
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Mets Hayk published "Farewell" (Factbook: Overview).
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Mets Hayk altered its national flag.
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Mets Hayk altered its national flag.
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Mets Hayk changed its national faith to "Armenian Apostolic Church".
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Mets Hayk changed its national faith to "Oriental Orthodoxy".
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Mets Hayk, Armenian Apostolic Church has been named as Mets Hayk's national religion.
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Mets Hayk, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.