The Kingdom of Mets Hayk is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 494 million Armenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerevan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.3%.

The powerhouse Armenian economy, worth 36.4 trillion drams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 73,706 drams, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 306,269 per year while the poor average 11,612, a ratio of 26.4 to 1.

The typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mets Hayk's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mets Hayk is ranked 85,407^th in the world and 2,016^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,932.96 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.