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Largest Mining Sector: 5,167thMost Avoided: 8,202ndFattest Citizens: 10,634th
The Holy Armenian Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
Հայաստանը հավերժ կբարձրանա.
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Mets Hayk

Population514 million

CapitalYerevan

Currencydram
Animalgolden eagle

The Holy Armenian Kingdom of Mets Hayk is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 514 million Armenians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yerevan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The powerhouse Armenian economy, worth 39.9 trillion drams a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 77,578 drams, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 325,733 per year while the poor average 12,007, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mets Hayk's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Mets Hayk is ranked 95,488th in the world and 2,192nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,168.62 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 5,167thMost Avoided: 8,202ndFattest Citizens: 10,634thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 18,826thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,295thMost Devout: 24,461stLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,932nd
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Largest Mining Sector: 124th in the regionMost Avoided: 209th in the regionFattest Citizens: 225th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 377th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 421st in the regionMost Devout: 432nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 443rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 550th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 582nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 594th in the regionMost Armed: 639th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos.
  • : Mets Hayk was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mets Hayk, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Mets Hayk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.

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