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Most Secular: 926thRudest Citizens: 2,290thLargest Retail Industry: 4,182nd
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Shove your stupid zombies.
Glorious Leader
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Metailuria

Population1.836 billion

CapitalLife is Cheap City
LeaderGlorious Leader
FaithKekism

CurrencyPotato
AnimalLynx

The Empire of Metailuria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Glorious Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.836 billion Metailurians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Life is Cheap City. The average income tax rate is 18.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Metailurian economy, worth 263 trillion Potatoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 143,721 Potatoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, glamping Metailurians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, Metailurian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Metailuria's national animal is the Lynx, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kekism.

Metailuria is ranked 49,281st in the world and 870th in the West Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 215,261 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 926thRudest Citizens: 2,290thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 4,182ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,442ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,280thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,459thMost Influential: 6,461stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,825thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,276thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,799thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,460thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,480thHighest Average Incomes: 15,696thMost Efficient Economies: 15,881stMost Rebellious Youth: 17,145thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 17,365thMost Developed: 17,706thLargest Black Market: 18,801stMost Corrupt Governments: 19,998thSmartest Citizens: 21,882ndMost Subsidized Industry: 24,355th
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Most Secular: 30th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 60th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 106th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 181st in the regionMost Influential: 222nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 228th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 231st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 235th in the regionNudest: 238th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 291st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 297th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 298th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 301st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 307th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 312th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 332nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 334th in the regionMost Developed: 370th in the regionMost Armed: 396th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 408th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 482nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Metailuria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Metailuria, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Metailuria, Metailurian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in Metailuria, glamping Metailurians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Metailuria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Metailuria, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Metailuria, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Metailuria, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Metailuria, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Metailuria, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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