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Largest Black Market: 956th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,013th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,935th
The DEMONOCRACY of
Father Knows Best State
METAL IS THE LAW
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.125 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 55.6%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,700 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,418 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 144,827th in the world and 51st in Emirates of Futurnia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.46 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Largest Black Market: 956thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,013thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,935thHighest Crime Rates: 2,089thMost Armed: 2,517thFattest Citizens: 2,641stMost Avoided: 3,428thMost Stationary: 3,522ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,558thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,824thHighest Economic Output: 5,457thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,609thMost Devout: 5,894thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,359thLargest Populations: 6,389thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,875thTop
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Most Primitive: 8,886thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,722ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,956thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,185thMost Influential: 11,688thLargest Mining Sector: 12,100thHighest Drug Use: 12,380th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, disputed territories across Emirates of Futurnia are being claimed by METAL college students.
  • : METAAALLL's influence in Emirates of Futurnia rose from "Envoy" to "Ambassador".
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout and Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to NECROMANCY.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, government polices change at the drop of a rabbit.

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