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Largest Black Market: 961st Largest Gambling Industry: 1,064th Highest Crime Rates: 2,373rd
The DEMONOCRACY of
Father Knows Best State
METAL IS THE LAW
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.568 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 56.4%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,619 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,201 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Concussed ZOMBIEball players cannot remember their lineup position, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, government polices change at the drop of a rabbit, and the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to NECROMANCY. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 7,047th in the world and 3rd in Emirates of Futurnia for Most Devout, with 2,289.88 Prayers Per Hour.

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Largest Black Market: 961stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,064thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,373rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,518thFattest Citizens: 2,912thMost Armed: 2,946thMost Avoided: 3,626thMost Stationary: 3,794thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,809thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,051stHighest Economic Output: 5,688thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,035thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,729thLargest Populations: 6,817thMost Devout: 7,047thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,452ndMost Primitive: 8,159thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,696thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,226thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,381stMost Influential: 12,385thHighest Drug Use: 14,198thLargest Mining Sector: 14,553rd
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout and Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, the military's primary weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and a fanatical devotion to NECROMANCY.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, government polices change at the drop of a rabbit.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, concussed ZOMBIEball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, all gamers have been drafted into the military despite their lack of upper body strength.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, teenagers haven't been seen outdoors since the nation reconnected to the Internet.

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