Largest Black Market: 1,015th Largest Gambling Industry: 1,098th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,582nd
Father Knows Best State
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.011 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 55.9%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,506 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,514 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 2,876th in the world and 3rd in Emirates of Futurnia for Most Primitive, scoring 101.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Black Market: 1,015thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,098thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,582ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,720thMost Primitive: 2,876thFattest Citizens: 3,118thMost Armed: 3,504thMost Avoided: 3,585thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,749thMost Stationary: 4,154thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,394thHighest Economic Output: 5,980thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,288thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,440thLargest Populations: 7,108thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,696thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,377thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,768thMost Devout: 12,495thMost Influential: 12,521stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,709thHighest Drug Use: 12,992ndLargest Mining Sector: 13,196th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Nudest: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the region

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