by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Largest Black Market: 1,091st Largest Gambling Industry: 1,094th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,127th
The DEMONOCRACY of
Father Knows Best State
METAL IS THE LAW
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

METAAALLL

Population16.223 billion

CapitalHELLĒL
LeaderSATAN
FaithNECROMANCY

CurrencyFLAMING SKULL
AnimalZOMBIE

The DEMONOCRACY of METAAALLL is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by SATAN with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.223 billion HEADBANGERS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HELLĒL. The average income tax rate is 55.6%.

The strong METAL economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion FLAMING SKULLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,418 FLAMING SKULLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. METAAALLL's national animal is the ZOMBIE, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is NECROMANCY.

METAAALLL is ranked 166,545th in the world and 43rd in Emirates of Futurnia for Smartest Citizens, with 0.63 Quips Per Hour.

Top
1%
Largest Black Market: 1,091stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,094thTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,127thHighest Crime Rates: 2,142ndFattest Citizens: 2,632ndMost Armed: 2,666thMost Stationary: 3,286thMost Avoided: 3,394thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,504thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,069thHighest Economic Output: 5,477thLargest Populations: 6,092ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,155thMost Devout: 6,410thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,434thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,321stHighest Drug Use: 7,946thTop
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,993rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,341stMost Primitive: 11,274thMost Influential: 11,451stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,051stLargest Mining Sector: 13,726thNudest: 16,438th
Top
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : METAAALLL was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombies.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
  • : Following new legislation in METAAALLL, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy.

More...

View Forum posts

Report