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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,905thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,018th
The Neko Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Nyan~
Hōkūlani Kameāloha
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mestovakia

Population17.256 billion

CapitalKaihōnoma
LeaderHōkūlani Kameāloha
FaithCatholicism

Currencydollar
AnimalTiger

The Neko Nation of Mestovakia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hōkūlani Kameāloha with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 17.256 billion Corporate Citizens are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaihōnoma. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mestovakian economy, worth a remarkable 2,756 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,754 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national water supply has entered detox, organ donation is compulsory, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mestovakia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Mestovakia is ranked 4,887th in the world and 131st in the Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 94.15 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,905thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,790thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,018thHealthiest Citizens: 4,207thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,345thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,758thMost Developed: 4,887thLargest Governments: 5,104thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,402ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,402ndHighest Economic Output: 5,447thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,872ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,231stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,319thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,524thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,727thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,757thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,533rdSmartest Citizens: 7,686thLargest Black Market: 7,701stMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,769thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,796thLargest Populations: 11,715thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,948thHighest Average Incomes: 12,225thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,392ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,404thMost Inclusive: 12,407thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,579thBest Weather: 13,946thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,370thMost Cultured: 15,649thNicest Citizens: 18,474thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,169thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,081stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,766th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 87th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 101st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 120th in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 128th in the regionMost Developed: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 134th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 135th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 136th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 140th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 144th in the regionLargest Black Market: 148th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 168th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 171st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 188th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 188th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 205th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 222nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 239th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 259th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 263rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 282nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 295th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 335th in the regionBest Weather: 342nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 349th in the regionMost Cultured: 358th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 379th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 417th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 437th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 484th in the regionNicest Citizens: 510th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 588th in the region

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