by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,006th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,649th Largest Welfare Programs: 5,396th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Motto in Progress
Lisette IV
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population13.94 billion

LeaderLisette IV


The Kingdom of Mestovakia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lisette IV with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 13.94 billion Mestovakians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oasis. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Mestovakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,383 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is 99,223 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, going on a diet invalidates your passport, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mestovakia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Mestovakia is ranked 28,162nd in the world and 594th in the Rejected Realms for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,006thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,649thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,396thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,625thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,641stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,663rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,935thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,191stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,377thBest Weather: 6,963rdMost Developed: 7,309thNicest Citizens: 7,700thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,059thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,509thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,597thLowest Crime Rates: 9,555thHighest Economic Output: 9,909thLargest Governments: 10,302ndMost Rebellious Youth: 10,550thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,711thLargest Populations: 12,440thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,474thMost Cultured: 14,325thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,416thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,475thSmartest Citizens: 14,595thMost Inclusive: 14,637thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,480thMost Pacifist: 16,187thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,471st
Most Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 122nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 134th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 167th in the regionNicest Citizens: 168th in the regionBest Weather: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 186th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 192nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 213th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 217th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 218th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 222nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 242nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 254th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 255th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 274th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 295th in the regionMost Inclusive: 297th in the regionMost Pacifist: 315th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 320th in the regionMost Cultured: 327th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 332nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 339th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 345th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 381st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 397th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 403rd in the regionMost Secular: 413th in the regionSafest: 465th in the region

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