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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,104th Largest Black Market: 12,404th Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,583rd
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Mesoamerica

Population11.199 billion

CapitalTest City
LeaderOlmec Zapotec Teotihuacan Maya
FaithMixtec Totonac

CurrencyLucky Gold Tikal
AnimalGhost Jaguar

The Holy Green Zombie tree frog of Mesoamerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Olmec Zapotec Teotihuacan Maya with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.199 billion Mesoamericans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Test City. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Mesoamerican economy, worth 425 trillion Lucky Gold Tikals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,981 Lucky Gold Tikals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, the government spends millions of Lucky Gold Tikals every year prosecuting spammers, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, and home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks. Crime is moderate. Mesoamerica's national animal is the Ghost Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mixtec Totonac.

Mesoamerica is ranked 53,755th in the world and 16th in Testregionia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,589.81 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4,104thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,404thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,583rd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mesoamerica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesoamerica, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks.
  • : Mesoamerica's influence in Testregionia rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Mesoamerica's influence in Testregionia fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Mesoamerica's influence in Testregionia rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Mesoamerica was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesoamerica, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesoamerica, the government spends millions of Lucky Gold Tikals every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesoamerica, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesoamerica, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.

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