The Queen's State of Mesilinka is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.808 billion Mesilinkans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Mesilinkan economy, worth a remarkable 1,467 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 47,618 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 266,808 per year while the poor average 4,216, a ratio of 63.3 to 1.

Child labor has been outlawed, the tenet of free speech is held dear, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mesilinka's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mesilinka is ranked 268,102^nd in the world and 6^th in Fiji for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.99 law-abiding acts per hour.