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Healthiest Citizens: 5,420th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,660th Highest Poor Incomes: 6,452nd
The Queendom of
Democratic Socialists
It's every man's duty to rebel against tyranny.
Queen Linw
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend

Mesairien

Population2.539 billion

CapitalOrisa
LeaderQueen Linw

CurrencyFaux
AnimalSilver Eagle

The Queendom of Mesairien is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Queen Linw with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 2.539 billion Mesairiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orisa. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mesairien economy, worth 316 trillion Fauxes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,659 Fauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Mesairien. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesairien's national animal is the Silver Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mesairien is ranked 110,135th in the world and 3,289th in Osiris for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 49.52 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Top
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 5,420thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,660thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,452ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,041stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,650thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,045thMost Developed: 8,064thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,333rdTop
10%
Nicest Citizens: 9,436thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,892ndBest Weather: 9,980thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,015thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,308thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,706thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,824thLargest Governments: 11,300thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,735thSafest: 12,163rdMost Income Equality: 12,744thLowest Crime Rates: 13,010thMost Cultured: 13,645thMost Pacifist: 13,804thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,212thMost Efficient Economies: 15,267thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,328thSmartest Citizens: 15,635thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,781st
Top
5%
Healthiest Citizens: 203rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 225th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 262nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 266th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 278th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 306th in the regionMost Income Equality: 313th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 372nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 374th in the regionBest Weather: 381st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 390th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 394th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 408th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 431st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 447th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 477th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mesairien, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Mesairien.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesairien, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesairien, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesairien, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesairien, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesairien, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Mesairien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesairien, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesairien, immigrants who don't like the taste of Mesairien Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Mesairien, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.

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