The Dictatorship of Merovahn is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Billy McGuyer with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.814 billion Merovahnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guyver City. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Merovahnian economy, worth a remarkable 3,866 trillion Merovahnian Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 327,294 Merovahnian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Wolfball fields. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Merovahn's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tortillanism.

Merovahn is ranked 298,551^st in the world and 47^th in Gypsy Lands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.66 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.