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Most Armed: 2,022ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,011thHighest Crime Rates: 6,912th
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Mercenary CEO

Population2.312 billion

CapitalMercenaries R Us Corporate HQ
LeaderChief Executive Officer


The CEO of %%Mercenaries R Us%% of Mercenary CEO is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.312 billion Mercenaries are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercenaries R Us Corporate HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The powerhouse Mercenarian economy, worth 249 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 108,101 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 356,256 per year while the poor average 24,560, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, jaywalking will put an end to a family tree, Mercenaries R Us holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, and the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mercenary CEO's national animal is the slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Innovation.

Mercenary CEO is ranked 172,456th in the world and 8th in Mercenaries R Us for Most Politically Free, scoring 19.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Armed: 2,022ndTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,011thHighest Crime Rates: 6,912thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,935thMost Avoided: 8,057thLargest Retail Industry: 8,708thLargest Mining Sector: 8,733rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,428thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,943rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,662ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,120thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,869th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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