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Most Armed: 2,492ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,422ndMost Avoided: 8,445th
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Mercenary CEO

Population4.232 billion

CapitalMercenaries R Us Corporate HQ
LeaderChief Executive Officer


The CEO of %%Mercenaries R Us%% of Mercenary CEO is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Executive Officer with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.232 billion Mercenaries are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mercenaries R Us Corporate HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.1%.

The powerhouse Mercenarian economy, worth 437 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 103,387 golds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 328,320 per year while the poor average 24,803, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, jaywalking will put an end to a family tree, Mercenaries R Us holds its breath as nuclear warfare is being seriously considered, and the nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mercenary CEO's national animal is the slave, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Innovation.

Mercenary CEO is ranked 201,054th in the world and 4th in Mercenaries R Us for Most Primitive, scoring -159.22 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Armed: 2,492ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,422ndMost Avoided: 8,445thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,023rdLargest Retail Industry: 9,650thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,302ndLargest Mining Sector: 10,340thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,791stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,095thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,296thLargest Black Market: 16,611thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,003rdHighest Crime Rates: 21,387th

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