The Free Land of MEOW MEOW MEOW BARK BARK BARK is a huge, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 214 million MEOW MEOW MEOW BARK BARK BARKians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient MEOW MEOW MEOW BARK BARK BARKian economy, worth 7.29 trillion silvers a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,048 silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, a government program is underway to revitalize MEOW MEOW MEOW BARK BARK BARK's beaches, and military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget. Crime is almost non-existent. MEOW MEOW MEOW BARK BARK BARK's national animal is the shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

MEOW MEOW MEOW BARK BARK BARK is ranked 108,114^th in the world and 5^th in Fox puppets for Safest, scoring 81.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.