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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,278thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,775th
The Republic of
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'The Chinese Soviet' is my main.
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Meow 1

Population1.574 billion

LeaderThe Antichrist


The Republic of Meow 1 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Antichrist with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.574 billion Meow 1ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magog. The average income tax rate is 55.1%.

The powerhouse Meow 1ian economy, worth 108 trillion kronor a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,974 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meow 1's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Meow 1 is ranked 62,061st in the world and 351st in The Bottomless Pit for Healthiest Citizens, with 5.44 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,278thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,775th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 20th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionNudest: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Devout: 36th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Average: 72nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 84th in the region

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