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Most Conservative: 469thMost Secular: 2,273rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,517th
The Very Dank Poopyheads of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Very Dank
Le Supreme Poopyhead
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mentally Challenged Land

Population9.483 billion

CapitalPoopyhead City
LeaderLe Supreme Poopyhead
FaithAtheism

CurrencySquirrels
AnimalBacteria

The Very Dank Poopyheads of Mentally Challenged Land is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Le Supreme Poopyhead with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.483 billion Poopyheads are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poopyhead City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Poopyhead economy, worth a remarkable 2,189 trillion Squirrels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 230,906 Squirrels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 747,465 per year while the poor average 53,865, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs, national stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mentally Challenged Land's national animal is the Bacteria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mentally Challenged Land is ranked 10,521st in the world and 1st in Stalins Holy Conglomerate for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.72 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Conservative: 469thMost Secular: 2,273rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,517thMost Armed: 2,773rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,866thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,311thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,491stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,830thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,974thLargest Black Market: 4,032ndLargest Mining Sector: 4,987thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,968thHighest Average Incomes: 6,711thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,405thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,192ndMost Authoritarian: 9,359thMost Patriotic: 10,361stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,416thLowest Crime Rates: 10,521stHighest Economic Output: 10,860thLargest Governments: 10,949thMost Developed: 11,020thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,978thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,978thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,349thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,741stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,812thMost Efficient Economies: 17,593rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,372ndSmartest Citizens: 18,700thLargest Retail Industry: 19,143rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26,251stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,802ndLongest Average Lifespans: 27,831stMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,466th

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