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Most Patriotic: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd
The Letterman Commie Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists
DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!
DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Menta Lee-IL

Population32.846 billion

CapitalDEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL
LeaderDEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
FaithALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER

Currencypfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL
Animalwow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.846 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 20,920 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 636,911 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,027,353 per year while the poor average 42,038, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

Entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, and DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 247,969th in the world and 128th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Beautiful Environments, with 0.55 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Patriotic: 1stMost Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14thLargest Black Market: 19thLowest Crime Rates: 20thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21stFattest Citizens: 21stLargest Governments: 25thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37thLargest Mining Sector: 37thMost Avoided: 42ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 44thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56thHighest Economic Output: 82ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 83rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 96thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 109thHighest Average Incomes: 126thMost Subsidized Industry: 190thMost Primitive: 298thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 379thRudest Citizens: 721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 724thMost Secular: 883rdLargest Populations: 1,945thTop
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Nudest: 3,898thMost Conservative: 5,868thMost Influential: 6,326thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,521stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,350thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,983rdMost Authoritarian: 22,002nd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionNudest: 11th in the region

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