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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th
The Letterman Commie Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists
DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!
DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
Influence
Powerbroker
Founder / GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Menta Lee-IL

Population28.249 billion

CapitalDEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL
LeaderDEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
FaithALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER

Currencypfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL
Animalwow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, fear of technology, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.249 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 16,551 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 585,927 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,066,705 per year while the poor average 120,165, a ratio of 17.2 to 1.

Dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 154,750th in the world and 85th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -60.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10thLargest Black Market: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14thFattest Citizens: 18thLowest Crime Rates: 19thLargest Governments: 30thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thHighest Average Tax Rates: 40thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44thLargest Mining Sector: 45thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54thMost Avoided: 68thMost Subsidized Industry: 68thHighest Economic Output: 96thHighest Average Incomes: 127thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 181stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 216thMost Primitive: 293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 302ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 373rdMost Stationary: 379thMost Conservative: 562ndRudest Citizens: 838thTop
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Most Secular: 1,831stLargest Populations: 2,114thNudest: 3,072ndMost Influential: 5,421stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,758thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 13,162ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,051st
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 6th in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
  • : Menta Lee-IL banned The Empire of Ofloutroot from Psychotic Dictatorships.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Menta Lee-IL lodged a message on the Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, bilingual DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are viewed with suspicion.

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