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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th
The Letterman Commie Paradise of
Iron Fist Consumerists
DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!
DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / GLORIOUS ETERNAL DEAREST LEADER
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Menta Lee-IL

Population30.894 billion

CapitalDEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL
LeaderDEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL
FaithALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER

Currencypfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALL
Animalwow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER

The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by DEAREST LEADER Menta Lee-IL with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, flagrant waste-dumping, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.894 billion DEAREST LEADER'S eternal slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEAREST LEADER ETERNAL UNIVERSAL CAPITAL. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Menta Lee-ILian economy, worth an astonishing 19,789 trillion pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 640,561 pfft DEAREST LEADER OWNS ALLS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,128,474 per year while the poor average 40,154, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Menta Lee-IL's national animal is the wow ALL ANIMALS LOVE DEAREST LEADER, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ALL OBJECTS ADORE DEAREST LEADER.

Menta Lee-IL is ranked 229,348th in the world and 121st in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -20.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 2ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Black Market: 16thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thFattest Citizens: 19thLowest Crime Rates: 21stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Governments: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 34thHighest Average Tax Rates: 39thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47thMost Avoided: 54thHighest Economic Output: 82ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 84thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 94thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 103rdHighest Average Incomes: 115thMost Subsidized Industry: 137thMost Primitive: 284thMost Stationary: 348thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 365thMost Valuable International Artwork: 386thRudest Citizens: 604thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 663rdMost Secular: 786thLargest Populations: 2,013thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,809thNudest: 4,388thMost Conservative: 5,760thMost Influential: 6,517thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,259thMost Authoritarian: 21,548th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Menta Lee-IL was nominated for a World Assembly Condemnation by The Kenyan Federation of Naribobastan.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Menta Lee-IL ejected and banned The Republic of Team Lennox 1 from Psychotic Dictatorships.
  • : Following new legislation in Menta Lee-IL, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.

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