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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,074th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,235th Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,170th
The Balearic Island of
Corporate Police State
Minorca cum bello omnes vincit
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Balearic Island of Menorca is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 12.531 billion Menorcans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maˇ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The powerhouse Menorcan economy, worth 435 trillion Florins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 34,768 Florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 131,414 per year while the poor average 6,400, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Menorca has designated Maˇ as its capital city, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Menorca's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Menorca is ranked 9,537th in the world and 9th in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy for Highest Crime Rates, with 19.51 Crimes Per Hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,235thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,170thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,946thHighest Crime Rates: 9,537thMost Pro-Market: 9,742ndMost Stationary: 11,130thMost Extreme: 12,402ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,492nd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the region

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