by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,270th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,086th Most Ignorant Citizens: 7,942nd
The Balearic Island of
Corporate Police State
Minorca cum bello omnes vincit
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Population13.625 billion



The Balearic Island of Menorca is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 13.625 billion Menorcans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maˇ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.8%.

The powerhouse Menorcan economy, worth 473 trillion Florins a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 34,768 Florins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 131,414 per year while the poor average 6,400, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Menorca has designated Maˇ as its capital city, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Menorca's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Menorca is ranked 14,457th in the world and 14th in Maltropian Puppet Confederacy for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 20.53 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,270thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,086thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,942ndTop
Largest Populations: 8,491stMost Stationary: 9,863rdMost Pro-Market: 9,900thHighest Crime Rates: 10,225thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,457thMost Extreme: 15,637th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the region

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