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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,742nd Most Primitive: 1,904th Largest Insurance Industry: 2,948th
The Princely Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Tunlam Kx, Shuli Kx, Hvi Kx
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Menna Shuli

Population2.965 billion

CapitalShuhakallu and Mihekallu
Leader'uhitap spu Kashaka
Faith'unux

Currencyxat
AnimalGreat White Shark

The Princely Republic of Menna Shuli is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by 'uhitap spu Kashaka with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.965 billion Mennas are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shuhakallu and Mihekallu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Menna Shulian economy, worth 387 trillion xats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 130,811 xats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 393,609 per year while the poor average 33,913, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

When the air force says "Black Hawk Down" they mean the feathers of the Menna Shulian dark-plume goshawk, wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Menna Shuli's national animal is the Great White Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 'unux.

Menna Shuli is ranked 146,123rd in the world and 186th in The Western Isles for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.5 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,742ndMost Primitive: 1,904thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,948thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,826thLargest Retail Industry: 3,911thMost Devout: 4,225thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,847thFattest Citizens: 5,930thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,256thLargest Black Market: 6,338thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,751stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 7,928thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,253rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,572ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,031stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,611thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,983rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,775thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,103rd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the region

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