The Eternal Ascendancy of Menelmacar is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Elentári Sirithil nos Fëanor with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 46.982 billion Menelmacari hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinyatírion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Menelmacari economy, worth an astonishing 16,759 trillion Menelmacari credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 356,730 Menelmacari credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast, and Elentári Sirithil nos Fëanor has been nicknamed 'Robomop'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Menelmacar's national animal is the Great Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Menelmacar is ranked 314,694^th in the world and 2^nd in Tareldanore for Most Primitive, scoring -900.12 on the Scary Big Number Scale.