The Free Land of Mempeza is a huge, safe nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 446 million Mempezians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Spirituality are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 64.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Mempezan economy, worth 23.6 trillion Majoos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,991 Majoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, farting etiquette is taught in schools, the nation is under martial law, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mempeza's national animal is the Akreia, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mempeza is ranked 195,524^th in the world and 8,005^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -5.1 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.