by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,096thMost Influential: 1,780thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,215th
The Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Despacito: Ultimate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.689 billion

CapitalMeme City
LeaderPresident Obama

AnimalFlying Spaghetti Monster

The Empire of Memenaide is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Obama with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.689 billion Memers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meme City. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Memenaidean economy, worth 158 trillion Memecoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,625 Memecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, it turns out that money can buy you happiness, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and Memenaidean husbands are dead good at fathering kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Memenaide's national animal is the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Memeism.

Memenaide is ranked 1,780th in the world and 665th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 53,977 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,096thMost Influential: 1,780thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,215thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,274thBest Weather: 12,089thNicest Citizens: 13,800thMost Pacifist: 14,929thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,369thMost Developed: 16,943rdMost Devout: 17,605thHealthiest Citizens: 18,169thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,472ndLargest Welfare Programs: 18,594thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,287thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,952ndMost Beautiful Environments: 21,077thMost Inclusive: 22,049th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 466th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 665th in the regionBest Weather: 676th in the regionMost Devout: 756th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 761st in the regionNicest Citizens: 786th in the regionMost Pacifist: 846th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 853rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 878th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 908th in the regionMost Developed: 924th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 978th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,002nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Memenaide was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ozstan.
  • : Memenaide was endorsed by The Solar Empire of Kelvaros Prime.
  • : Memenaide was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Memenaide, Memenaidean husbands are dead good at fathering kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Memenaide, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.
  • : Following new legislation in Memenaide, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Memenaide, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Memenaide was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Memenaide was endorsed by The New Potato Empire of Comfed.
  • : Following new legislation in Memenaide, the entire entry for Memenaide in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 179 » Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Pallaith, Shibutani, Guer Aike, Ethnon, Prydania, El Fiji Grande, Yaorozu, Empy, Hamerica, Orado, Great Bights Mum, Loli County, The Stratosphere Islands, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, Dakota Territories, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Sundred, Napnomadia, Daiz, Interdimensional Zone, MiaryBhalzhack, Selfgradatude, Holy Oranz, Seenvorland, Siwale, Newpromisedland, Praeceps, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Frances Francis the First of France, Zumlandia, New Lakemba, McMasterdonia, Sunto, Dreadton, Wineclaw, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Pazair, Gnomewatchers, Shadowrik, The Endless Eventide, Omnistria, Vincone Cae, United Kahndaq, Votak Matim, and 129 others.Tachycardia, Fendlium, Noahs Second Country, Valentine Z, Xagill, Glurponia, Ravendi, The New Communist Republic Of States, The Tampa Bay Rays, Runeda, New Jamgra, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dabarastan, Valhalla123, Clan Spaniel, The Lancerian Empire, Diodone, Crader, Sil Dorsett, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, Kranostav, Nisastria, SORT, Antiyard, Olofin, Nistriabar, The Windmilluminati, The Iron Lions, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, New Octicarg, Wisconsota, Serendipita Martia, Abonland, Maott, The Pantheons, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Westinor, Yokciq Empire, Zeternia, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Libertania Democratica, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Aeolist, Asoc lon, Solcius, Yalgora, Kocherian, Pleroma Sans Romans, Yukti, The Most Freedom Ever, Seanat, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Pizza Squared, Joodey, Brucklania, Simone Republic, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Maclare, Highton Islands, Xyrron, Madjack, Ihsan, Xipher, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Principia Mathematica, Innocentic, U S Eh, Eurochina, Heilhum Imperius, Aerilia, Pigeonstan, Cretox State, Morover, Nouvelle-Floride, Eywaan, Glanst, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Outer Shenendoah, Rozarus, Frahnkzaden, Hardscrabble, Lulubellia, An Identity Crisis, Merconitonitopia, A Die, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Sopernia, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Wilkshire, Republica Guilleana, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, PotatoFarmers, Religioncord, Great Robertia, Kazoo Basin, Bankowiata, Pytong, The Unified Missourtama States, Kelvaros Prime, and Ozstan.

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