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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,922nd Most Devout: 4,440th Largest Mining Sector: 4,673rd
The United Socialist States of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Mission Accomplished
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Memefactoria

Population3.039 billion

CapitalLazyTown
LeaderRobbieKnuckles
FaithChristianity

Currencymark
Animalbison

The United Socialist States of Memefactoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by RobbieKnuckles with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.039 billion Memefactorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LazyTown. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Memefactorian economy, worth 307 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,325 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, and newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Memefactoria's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Memefactoria is ranked 24,758th in the world and 14th in Cobalt Network for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,735.34 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,922ndMost Devout: 4,440thLargest Mining Sector: 4,673rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,832ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,504thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,012thMost Avoided: 8,608thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,519thLargest Black Market: 12,500thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,947thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13,183rdMost Conservative: 14,927thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,714th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Memefactoria's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Memefactoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Memefactoria, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Memefactoria, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland.
  • : Following new legislation in Memefactoria, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Memefactoria, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Memefactoria, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Memefactoria's influence in Cobalt Network fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Memefactoria's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Memefactoria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.

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