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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,310thLargest Mining Sector: 7,201stMost Armed: 8,863rd
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Memeballistan

Population4.04 billion

Currencybitcoin
Animalbill

The Dictatorship of Memeballistan is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 4.04 billion Memeballistanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 62.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Memeballistanian economy, worth 407 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,831 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, school football matches are usually five-a-side, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and as dissatisfaction with the system waxes the only things to be sure of are death and taxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Memeballistan's national animal is the bill, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Memeballistan is ranked 54,114th in the world and 1st in Ancap Land for Most Secular, with 26.45 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,310thLargest Mining Sector: 7,201stMost Armed: 8,863rdTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15,010thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,550thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,823rdMost Developed: 17,327thHealthiest Citizens: 19,879thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,357thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,533rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,553rdMost Cultured: 21,641stLowest Crime Rates: 21,961stLongest Average Lifespans: 22,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,012thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,713thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,019th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Memeballistan, as dissatisfaction with the system waxes the only things to be sure of are death and taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Memeballistan, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Memeballistan, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Memeballistan, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Memeballistan, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • : Memeballistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Memeballistan, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Memeballistan, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Memeballistan, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Memeballistan, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.

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