The Empire of Melvani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jayesh Melvani with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.412 billion Melvanites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caelestis. The average income tax rate is 71.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Melvanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,098 trillion Trinkets a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 136,157 Trinkets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, some of the country's most famous photographers are animals, prison is a nightmare, and the number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melvani's national animal is the Bluejay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Melvani is ranked 25,152^nd in the world and 9^th in Testregionia for Largest Governments, scoring 28.55 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.