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Most Valuable International Artwork: 575thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,534thLargest Retail Industry: 2,057th
The Free Land of
Father Knows Best State
Apples to mankind!
Great Mega Mega
Influence
Superpower
Awesome Diplomacy Officer
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Melva

Population9.995 billion

CapitalMega Melva
LeaderGreat Mega Mega
Faithwhatever Melvaniacs prefer

Currencystone
Animalawesome bunny

The Free Land of Melva is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Great Mega Mega with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 9.995 billion Melvaniacs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mega Melva. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient melvaniatic economy, worth a remarkable 1,650 trillion stones a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,141 stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

People across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers, diplomatic cables about Great Mega Mega have suddenly been very flattering, and self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers. Crime is totally unknown. Melva's national animal is the awesome bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is whatever Melvaniacs prefer.

Melva is ranked 10,614th in the world and 3rd in United Splendid Marmotlands for Highest Economic Output, with 1,650 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 575thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,534thLargest Retail Industry: 2,057thMost Inclusive: 2,322ndTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,537thNicest Citizens: 2,648thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,844thMost Cultured: 3,001stMost Pacifist: 3,287thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,750thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,388thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,261stBest Weather: 5,798thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,941stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,141stMost Influential: 9,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,401stMost Developed: 9,495thHighest Economic Output: 10,614thMost Efficient Economies: 10,637thHighest Average Incomes: 11,348thSmartest Citizens: 11,432ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,535thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,631stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,140thLargest Governments: 19,887thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,142ndMost Corrupt Governments: 23,050thMost Stationary: 23,910th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Melva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Melva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Melva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Melva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Melva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Melva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Melva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Melva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Melva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Melva, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers.

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