by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 5,763rd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,970th Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,786th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We will all die eventualy
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Melrose green

Population869 million

CapitalNew Brunswick

CurrencyMelrose pound
AnimalSalmon

The Federal Republic of Melrose green is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 869 million Melrose greenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Brunswick. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The powerhouse Melrose greenian economy, worth 91.0 trillion Melrose pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 104,698 Melrose pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Melrose green's national animal is the Salmon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Melrose green is ranked 10,292nd in the world and 391st in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,914.63 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 5,763rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,970thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,786thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,292ndMost Pacifist: 12,472ndLargest Retail Industry: 13,884thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,960thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,500thSafest: 16,085th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 191st in the regionMost Secular: 220th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 266th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 391st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 419th in the regionMost Pacifist: 476th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 514th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 566th in the regionSafest: 613th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 629th in the regionNicest Citizens: 692nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 726th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Melrose green's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Melrose green lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Melrose green, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Melrose green, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Melrose green, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Melrose green, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Melrose green was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Melrose green, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Melrose green, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Melrose green, MG-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.

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