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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,395thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,140thMost Survivors: 5,706th
The Doot of
Father Knows Best State
D O O T
Doot Melon
Influence
Eminence Grise
assistant of Halloween
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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People:5,450,010,295
Zombies:0

Melons

Population5.45 billion

CapitalMelonsville
LeaderDoot Melon
FaithDootism

CurrencySeed
AnimalMelon

The Doot of Melons is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Doot Melon with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.45 billion Melons are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melonsville. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Melon economy, worth 562 trillion Seeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 103,222 Seeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, Doot Melon is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melons's national animal is the Melon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dootism.

Melons is ranked 198,073rd in the world and 11th in Just relax for Most Avoided, scoring 0.79 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,395thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,140thMost Survivors: 5,706thMost Secular: 8,999thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,119thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,765thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,733rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,993rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,045thMost Inclusive: 21,442ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,643rd
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Dead: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Survivors: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Zombies: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Zombified: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

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