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Largest Gambling Industry: 188th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 622nd Fattest Citizens: 950th
The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Ding Dong. The whicked witch is DEAD
Leader sans underpants
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Melon feud

Population10.95 billion

CapitalpOOtie-tOOt
LeaderLeader sans underpants
FaithTHE GARGANTUAN GREAT SPIRITS OF BEFORE T

Currencywayner
Animalmule

The Rogue Nation of Melon feud is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader sans underpants with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.95 billion Melon feudians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pOOtie-tOOt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Melon feudian economy, worth a remarkable 2,231 trillion wayners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 203,780 wayners, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 640,043 per year while the poor average 49,677, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Melon feud is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", and on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Melon feud's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE GARGANTUAN GREAT SPIRITS OF BEFORE T.

Melon feud is ranked 32,881st in the world and 755th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 64.89 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 188thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 622ndFattest Citizens: 950thLargest Black Market: 1,040thMost Armed: 1,229thHighest Crime Rates: 1,405thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,993rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,281stMost Avoided: 2,404thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,589thLargest Mining Sector: 2,789thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,989thMost Influential: 3,010thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,077thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,148thLargest Retail Industry: 3,204thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,273rdRudest Citizens: 3,282ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,776thMost Devout: 3,813thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,776thHighest Economic Output: 5,179thHighest Average Incomes: 5,348thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,477thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,655thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,351stMost Cultured: 9,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,594thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,065th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 54th in the regionMost Avoided: 59th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 68th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionRudest Citizens: 83rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 85th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 86th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 86th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionMost Devout: 95th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 111th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 181st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 215th in the regionMost Stationary: 216th in the regionMost Cultured: 224th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 226th in the regionLargest Populations: 264th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 279th in the regionLargest Governments: 371st in the region

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