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Largest Gambling Industry: 160thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 572ndFattest Citizens: 959th
The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Ding Dong. The whicked witch is DEAD
Leader sans underpants
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Melon feud

Population12.875 billion

LeaderLeader sans underpants


The Rogue Nation of Melon feud is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader sans underpants with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.875 billion Melon feudians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of pOOtie-tOOt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Melon feudian economy, worth a remarkable 2,785 trillion wayners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 216,372 wayners, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The military is plagued with unethical researchers, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, and people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Melon feud's national animal is the mule, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is THE GARGANTUAN GREAT SPIRITS OF BEFORE T.

Melon feud is ranked 207,606th in the world and 5,306th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 6.44 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Gambling Industry: 160thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 572ndFattest Citizens: 959thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,250thLargest Black Market: 1,287thHighest Crime Rates: 1,650thMost Armed: 1,708thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,414thMost Avoided: 2,653rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,875thLargest Mining Sector: 3,043rdMost Influential: 3,600thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,630thLargest Retail Industry: 3,732ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,778thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,929thMost Devout: 4,098thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,265thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,344thHighest Economic Output: 4,630thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,137thHighest Average Incomes: 5,137thRudest Citizens: 5,242ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,271stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,638thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,272ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,636thMost Cultured: 8,817thMost Efficient Economies: 8,936thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,225thLargest Governments: 15,097thMost Stationary: 17,137thLargest Populations: 18,046th
Largest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48th in the regionMost Armed: 50th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionMost Avoided: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Devout: 92nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 94th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 97th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 99th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 115th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 124th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 124th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 137th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 167th in the regionMost Stationary: 175th in the regionMost Cultured: 212th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 213th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 217th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 248th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 309th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 311th in the regionLargest Governments: 358th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 396th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 509th in the region

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