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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,524thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,383rdMost Pacifist: 11,893rd
The Interplanetary Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
One can't simply enter Mordor
Melkor III
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Good

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Mellkor

Population2.747 billion

CapitalMordor
LeaderMelkor III
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyGold Standard
Animalpanda

The Interplanetary Empire of Mellkor is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Melkor III with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.747 billion Mellkorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordor. The average income tax rate is 15.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mellkorian economy, worth 179 trillion Gold Standards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,396 Gold Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Snitches get riches, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, it's never "just a game" with Mellkorian sports fans, and Mellkor successfully hosted the The Eternal Robotox Empire Olympics. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mellkor's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Mellkor is ranked 32,904th in the world and 1st in The Eternal Robotox Empire for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 3,961.86 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,524thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,383rdMost Pacifist: 11,893rdTop
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Safest: 17,287thMost Secular: 18,303rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,337thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,485th
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Safest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mellkor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Mellkor, Mellkor successfully hosted the The Eternal Robotox Empire Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Mellkor, it's never "just a game" with Mellkorian sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Mellkor, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • : Following new legislation in Mellkor, snitches get riches.
  • : Following new legislation in Mellkor, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
  • : Mellkor voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Limiting Animal Pathogens".
  • : Mellkor's influence in The Eternal Robotox Empire rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Mellkor, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : Following new legislation in Mellkor, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".

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