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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 400thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,318thMost Influential: 2,280th
The United Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity, Liberty, Humanity
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.132 billion

LeaderSofie Josefa

AnimalWhale Shark

The United Federation of Melkmeid is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sofie Josefa with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.132 billion Melk have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hogerdam. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Melk economy, worth 149 trillion Cryptographs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 132,158 Cryptographs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Melkmeid's national animal is the Whale Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Melkmeid is ranked 172,945th in the world and 8,611th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.49 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 400thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,318thTop
Most Influential: 2,280thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,415thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,342ndMost Pacifist: 5,921stNicest Citizens: 6,101stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,237thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,901stMost Cultured: 7,748thMost Inclusive: 7,990thTop
Most Developed: 10,393rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,394thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,452ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,930thHealthiest Citizens: 11,168thMost Efficient Economies: 11,635thSafest: 11,875thLowest Crime Rates: 11,951stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,805thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,069thSmartest Citizens: 14,802ndMost Beautiful Environments: 14,980thBest Weather: 15,894thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,980thMost Devout: 16,229thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,575thHighest Average Incomes: 17,942nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 49th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 185th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 298th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 302nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 329th in the regionNicest Citizens: 333rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 336th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 351st in the regionMost Cultured: 370th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 466th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 541st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 578th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 582nd in the regionMost Developed: 583rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 595th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 598th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 614th in the regionSafest: 625th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 655th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 660th in the regionMost Average: 679th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 700th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 702nd in the regionMost Influential: 727th in the regionMost Devout: 727th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 753rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 772nd in the regionBest Weather: 826th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 843rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 878th in the region

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