The Federative Kingdom of Melhenyjdan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Fatherking Hettver I Bajl with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.823 billion Mystdalishes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taunoen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Melhenyjdanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,645 trillion Mystdalish Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 186,545 Mystdalish Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 563,003 per year while the poor average 48,157, a ratio of 11.7 to 1.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Melhenyjdan's national animal is the Pied raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Melhenyjdan is ranked 134,469^th in the world and 6,282^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.31 law-abiding acts per hour.