Population | 4.632 billion |
Faith | Soupism |
Currency | zop |
Animal | honeybee |
The Kingdom of Melanoi is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 4.632 billion Melanoians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Melanoian economy, worth 128 trillion zops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,824 zops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and on-duty Air Melanoi flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melanoi's national animal is the honeybee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Soupism.
Melanoi is ranked 59,262nd in the world and 3,609th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.94 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Melanoi, on-duty Air Melanoi flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : Following new legislation in Melanoi, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Melanoi, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in Melanoi, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Melanoi, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Melanoi changed its national faith to "Soupism" and its motto to "Meep Morp".
- : Melanoi's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Melanoi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Income Equality, Best Weather, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Melanoi's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Melanoi was refounded in Lazarus.