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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,631stMost Conservative: 12,734thFattest Citizens: 19,187th
The United States of
Conservative Democracy
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Powerbroker
Vice-Delegate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Melaniadd

Population153 million

Currencydollar
Animalturtle

The United States of Melaniadd is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 153 million Melaniaddians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.

The strong Melaniaddian economy, worth 10.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 68,467 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Melaniadd's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Melaniadd is ranked 64,933rd in the world and 4th in The United Region of Country for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,000.48 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,631stTop
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Most Conservative: 12,734thFattest Citizens: 19,187thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,139th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Melaniadd, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Melaniadd, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Melaniadd, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience.
  • : Following new legislation in Melaniadd, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Melaniadd, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Melaniadd's influence in The United Region of Country fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Melaniadd, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : The United States of Unided appointed Melaniadd as Vice-Delegate with authority over Appearance, Communications, and Polls in The United Region of Country.
  • : The United States of Unided dismissed Melaniadd as Vice-Delegate of The United Region of Country.
  • : Melaniadd's influence in The United Region of Country fell from "Superpower" to "Power".

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