The United States of Melaniadd is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 153 million Melaniaddians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.

The strong Melaniaddian economy, worth 10.5 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 68,467 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Melaniadd's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Melaniadd is ranked 64,933^rd in the world and 4^th in The United Region of Country for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,000.48 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.