Population | 3.186 billion |
Capital | Mohenjo-daro |
Leader | Pujari Adhineta |
Currency | bangle |
Animal | unicorn |
The Cooperative State of Mel-akkam is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pujari Adhineta with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.186 billion Mel-akkans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mohenjo-daro. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mel-akkan economy, worth 366 trillion bangles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,155 bangles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mel-akkam's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mel-akkam is ranked 139,014th in the world and 45th in The Internationale for Most Stationary, with 216.04223673288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mel-akkam was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Mel-akkam, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene.
- : Following new legislation in Mel-akkam, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
- : Following new legislation in Mel-akkam, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
- : Following new legislation in Mel-akkam, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
- : Following new legislation in Mel-akkam, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Mel-akkam created a custom banner.
- : Mel-akkam voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Mel-akkam, libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments.
- : Following new legislation in Mel-akkam, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 2 » Wabobania and Esgeirimmen.