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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,461stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,630thRudest Citizens: 3,358th
The Technocratic Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Tierra y Libertad
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Mekziko

Population2.593 billion

CapitalCuidad Mekziko
LeaderAlberto Suarez

CurrencyPezo
AnimalLlama

The Technocratic Republic of Mekziko is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Alberto Suarez with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 2.593 billion Mekzikans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuidad Mekziko. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mekzikan economy, worth 501 trillion Pezoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 193,226 Pezoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 906,087 per year while the poor average 24,567, a ratio of 36.9 to 1.

Only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Alberto Suarez on Mekziko's coulrophobia epidemic, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, the RXN information hour is a guaranteed cure for insomnia, and an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mekziko's national animal is the Llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mekziko is ranked 108,246th in the world and 1st in National Security Agency for Most Conservative, scoring 61.08 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,461stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,630thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,358thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,377thLargest Retail Industry: 4,479thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,499thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,546thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,938thFattest Citizens: 6,523rdSafest: 8,364thSmartest Citizens: 8,422ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,047thLargest Mining Sector: 10,441stHighest Average Incomes: 11,378thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 17,815thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,302ndLargest Publishing Industry: 18,980thMost Developed: 19,409thMost Secular: 21,616thLowest Crime Rates: 21,785thMost Cultured: 23,050th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mekziko, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Mekziko, the RXN information hour is a guaranteed cure for insomnia.
  • : Following new legislation in Mekziko, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water.
  • : Following new legislation in Mekziko, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Alberto Suarez on Mekziko's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Mekziko, the people of Mekziko are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mekziko, it is a silent spring in Mekziko.
  • : Following new legislation in Mekziko, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Following new legislation in Mekziko, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks.
  • : Following new legislation in Mekziko, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Mekziko, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.

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