Population | 46.703 billion |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | nu-yen |
Animal | dove |
The Republic of MegaTokyo-3 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 46.703 billion Meganians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The minute, socially-minded government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Meganian economy, worth an astonishing 24,176 trillion nu-yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 517,674 nu-yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, the SWAT team always rings twice, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, and the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MegaTokyo-3's national animal is the dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
MegaTokyo-3 is ranked 315,945th in the world and 1st in The Continent of ReC for Most Primitive, scoring -1641.44 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in MegaTokyo-3, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
- : Following new legislation in MegaTokyo-3, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
- : Following new legislation in MegaTokyo-3, the SWAT team always rings twice.
- : Following new legislation in MegaTokyo-3, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews.
- : Following new legislation in MegaTokyo-3, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
- : Following new legislation in MegaTokyo-3, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Following new legislation in MegaTokyo-3, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
- : Following new legislation in MegaTokyo-3, they unpaved paradise and tore up a parking lot (ooh, bop bop bop).
- : Following new legislation in MegaTokyo-3, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
- : Following new legislation in MegaTokyo-3, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.