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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,332nd Safest: 6,162nd Least Corrupt Governments: 8,709th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Meepoo!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Meepootamia

Population141 million

Currencymoop
Animalmeepoo

The Kingdom of Meepootamia is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 141 million Meepootamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Meepootamian economy, worth 7.92 trillion moops a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,146 moops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The doctor has cold hands, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meepootamia's national animal is the meepoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Meepootamia is ranked 27,253rd in the world and 18th in Nova Historiae for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 3,488.12 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,332ndSafest: 6,162ndTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 8,709thMost Pacifist: 9,336thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,440thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,387thMost Devout: 15,459th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Meepootamia, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
  • : Following new legislation in Meepootamia, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Meepootamia, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
  • : Following new legislation in Meepootamia, the doctor has cold hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Meepootamia, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
  • : Following new legislation in Meepootamia, Meepootamians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Meepootamia, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Meepootamian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Meepootamia, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
  • : Following new legislation in Meepootamia, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in Meepootamia, copyright laws have been abolished.

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