by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 297th Lowest Crime Rates: 463rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 493rd
The Socialist Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Loyalty and Dedication ensure our Victory.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.898 billion

LeaderOur Autarch


The Socialist Empire of Meedvheyt is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Our Autarch with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 7.898 billion Meedvheytians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskava. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Meedvheytian economy, worth a remarkable 1,718 trillion Vyets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 217,636 Vyets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, newspapers are celebrating Our Autarch saving over a million cats from trees, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meedvheyt's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Meedvheyt is ranked 69,938th in the world and 2,758th in the West Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,988.72 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 297thLowest Crime Rates: 463rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 493rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 497thLargest Governments: 624thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 701stSafest: 837thLargest Welfare Programs: 869thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,017thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,021stHealthiest Citizens: 1,238thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,314thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,375thMost Developed: 1,454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,485thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,499thMost Secular: 1,616thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,095thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,761stMost Inclusive: 2,940thSmartest Citizens: 3,029thMost Pacifist: 3,168thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,201stBest Weather: 3,425thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,860thMost Influential: 3,955thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,365thMost Cultured: 4,391stHighest Average Incomes: 4,481stMost Efficient Economies: 5,573rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,045thHighest Economic Output: 7,545thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,953rdMost Stationary: 10,027thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,914thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,061stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,168th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost Secular: 44th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 68th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 76th in the regionMost Inclusive: 79th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 84th in the regionMost Pacifist: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 98th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionMost Cultured: 112th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 128th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 140th in the regionMost Stationary: 158th in the regionLargest Populations: 243rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 248th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 305th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 312th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 399th in the region

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