The United States of Mee Sta Coul is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 10.453 billion Mee Sta Coulians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Mee Sta Coulian economy, worth 231 trillion lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 22,140 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mee Sta Coul's national animal is the penguin.

Mee Sta Coul is ranked 146,895^th in the world and 3^rd in Spectrocity for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.28 law-abiding acts per hour.