The Republic of Medoynia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Éric Dupont with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 2.356 billion Medoynians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menton. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Medoynian economy, worth 274 trillion devises a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 116,640 devises, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

People say chess victor Prime Minister Éric Dupont can kill you with mind-bullets, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medoynia's national animal is the pharaoh, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Medoynia is ranked 90,843^rd in the world and 11^th in United Forum of Nations for Most Pacifist, with 64.12 Cheeks Turned Per Day.