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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,277th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,720th
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Mediterranean empire of Malta

Population50 million


The Grand Duchy of Mediterranean empire of Malta is a large, genial nation, renowned for its burgeoning sheep population. The democratic population of 50 million Maltese enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 10.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Maltese economy, worth 2.64 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,735 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mediterranean empire of Malta's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mediterranean empire of Malta is ranked 112,652nd in the world and 4,998th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 215.14 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,277thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,720th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 372nd in the region

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