The Meh of Mediocrea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.556 billion Mediocreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boringburg. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mediocrean economy, worth a remarkable 2,944 trillion kilogram sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,299 kilogram sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

War is made in the name of love, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mediocrea's national animal is the snitchett, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disbelief.

Mediocrea is ranked 226,344^th in the world and 983^rd in Europeia for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.75 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.