The Meh of Mediocrea is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Cletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.667 billion Mediocreans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boringburg. The average income tax rate is 21.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mediocrean economy, worth a remarkable 2,307 trillion kilogram sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,778 kilogram sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, certain national parks offer tanning beds because the visitors never go outside, belief that Cletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mediocrea's national animal is the sjw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disbelief.

Mediocrea is ranked 156,346^th in the world and 567^th in Europeia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 159.85 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.