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Most Ignorant Citizens: 829th Most Devout: 862nd Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,259th
The Robotic Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
More Medabots, More Power
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Medaloria

Population13.061 billion

CapitalWarbandit City
LeaderEugene Akihabara
FaithMedaljism

CurrencyMedaDolar
AnimalBeetle

The Robotic Republic of Medaloria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Eugene Akihabara with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.061 billion Medalorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warbandit City. The average income tax rate is 39.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Medalorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,530 trillion MedaDolars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 193,716 MedaDolars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Medaloria's national animal is the Beetle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Medaljism.

Medaloria is ranked 4,325th in the world and 1st in Medalooria for Highest Economic Output, with 2,530 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 829thMost Devout: 862ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,259thMost Avoided: 1,403rdTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,625thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,630thLargest Black Market: 2,108thFattest Citizens: 2,178thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,335thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,446thLargest Mining Sector: 2,582ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,627thMost Efficient Economies: 2,897thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,011thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,017thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,068thHighest Economic Output: 4,325thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,524thMost Stationary: 4,925thHighest Average Incomes: 6,181stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,399thMost Conservative: 6,807thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,374thLowest Crime Rates: 9,351stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,309thMost Influential: 12,392ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,867thLargest Populations: 13,779thLargest Retail Industry: 14,267th

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  • : Medaloria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Medaloria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Medaloria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Medaloria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Medaloria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Medaloria, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Medaloria, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Medaloria, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Medaloria, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
  • : Following new legislation in Medaloria, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing.

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