The United Kingdom of Med Carimooniyurland is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 619 million Med Carimooniyurlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Med Carimooniyurlandian economy, worth 30.3 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,990 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, all prisons have been eliminated, the government is cracking down on subversive groups, and biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Med Carimooniyurland's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Med Carimooniyurland is ranked 281,639th in the world and 6th in Austin Texa storage for Nicest Citizens, with 2.76 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Med Carimooniyurland, biological warfare is used to solve small disagreements.
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Med Carimooniyurland, the government is cracking down on subversive groups.
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Med Carimooniyurland, all prisons have been eliminated.
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Med Carimooniyurland, bad punctuation has come to a full stop.
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Med Carimooniyurland, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
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Med Carimooniyurland's influence in Austin Texa storage rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
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Med Carimooniyurland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
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Med Carimooniyurland, the first sword of Med Carimooniyurland does not run.
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Med Carimooniyurland, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
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Med Carimooniyurland, the military is plagued with unethical researchers.