by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,482nd Largest Mining Sector: 7,425th Most Devout: 13,553rd
The Pashtun Moslem Republic of
Father Knows Best State
For Pashtunistan-for the Lord
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population5.86 billion

LeaderGovernor-General Abdul Barazani

CurrencyPashtun Rupee
AnimalPashtun Leopard

The Pashtun Moslem Republic of Mebet is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Governor-General Abdul Barazani with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.86 billion Pashtuns are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabul. The average income tax rate is 31.2%.

The very strong Pashtuni economy, worth 431 trillion Pashtun Rupees a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 73,608 Pashtun Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mebet's national animal is the Pashtun Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Mebet is ranked 13,553rd in the world and 1st in The Concert of Europe for Most Devout, with 1,657.88 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,482ndLargest Mining Sector: 7,425thTop
Most Devout: 13,553rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,827th

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