The Kingdom of Meat Sandwich is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Doom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.987 billion Meat Sandwichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doomstadt. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meat Sandwichian economy, worth a remarkable 2,162 trillion Francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 127,297 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, rumour has it Doom needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Meat Sandwichian restaurants, and statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meat Sandwich's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Meat Sandwich is ranked 2,439^th in the world and 58^th in Lazarus for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 62 Valid Endorsements.