The Kingdom of Meat Sandwich is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.872 billion Meat Sandwichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doomstadt. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Meat Sandwichian economy, worth a remarkable 4,177 trillion Francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,634 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meat Sandwich's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Meat Sandwich is ranked 12,691st in the world and 699th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.13 bananas ingested per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Meat Sandwich, bike rage is all the rage.
- : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Meat Sandwich voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
- : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
- : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
- : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
- : Meat Sandwich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
- : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 72 » 
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