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Most Stationary: 1,535thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,146thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,224th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
We master all that lies before
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Apprentice
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Economy
Frightening
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Meat Sandwich

Population22.872 billion

CapitalDoomstadt
LeaderDoom

CurrencyFranc
AnimalMoose

The Kingdom of Meat Sandwich is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 22.872 billion Meat Sandwichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doomstadt. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meat Sandwichian economy, worth a remarkable 4,177 trillion Francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,634 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meat Sandwich's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Meat Sandwich is ranked 12,691st in the world and 699th in Lazarus for Healthiest Citizens, with 13.13 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Stationary: 1,535thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,146thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,224thHighest Economic Output: 3,443rdMost Influential: 3,578thLowest Crime Rates: 4,075thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,627thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,989thMost Developed: 5,159thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,313thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,676thLargest Governments: 5,704thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,766thSmartest Citizens: 6,524thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,528thMost Efficient Economies: 6,853rdLargest Populations: 6,870thMost Cultured: 6,871stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,968thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,515thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,735thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,866thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,135thLargest Retail Industry: 8,353rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,721stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,217thHighest Average Incomes: 9,356thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,389thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,760thHighest Food Quality: 10,167thBest Weather: 10,296thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,646thHealthiest Citizens: 12,691stTop
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Most Patriotic: 14,546thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,196thMost Secular: 18,018thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,291st
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Most Stationary: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the regionLargest Populations: 188th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 222nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 232nd in the regionMost Developed: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 253rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 268th in the regionLargest Governments: 278th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 282nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 293rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 309th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 313th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 325th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 341st in the regionMost Cultured: 355th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 394th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 397th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 400th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 419th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 425th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 474th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 499th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 510th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 511th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 519th in the regionRudest Citizens: 534th in the regionBest Weather: 550th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 611th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 699th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Meat Sandwich voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit.
  • : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Meat Sandwich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one.
  • : Following new legislation in Meat Sandwich, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame.

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