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Most Stationary: 1,883rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,439th Most Influential: 3,012th
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Meat Sandwich

Population16.987 billion



The Kingdom of Meat Sandwich is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Doom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.987 billion Meat Sandwichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doomstadt. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meat Sandwichian economy, worth a remarkable 2,162 trillion Francs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 127,297 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, rumour has it Doom needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Meat Sandwichian restaurants, and statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meat Sandwich's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Meat Sandwich is ranked 2,439th in the world and 58th in Lazarus for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 62 Valid Endorsements.

Most Stationary: 1,883rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,439thMost Influential: 3,012thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,034thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,467thHighest Economic Output: 5,551stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,058thLargest Black Market: 6,424thLargest Populations: 7,609thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 8,737thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,068thMost Developed: 9,322ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,559thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,693rdMost Cultured: 9,702ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,932ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,266thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,215thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,807thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,836thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,334thLargest Governments: 12,691stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,783rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,827thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,925thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,987thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,028thSmartest Citizens: 13,631stMost Efficient Economies: 14,579thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,715th
Most Stationary: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 92nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 168th in the regionLargest Populations: 235th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 250th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 367th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 368th in the regionLargest Black Market: 391st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 471st in the regionMost Developed: 503rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 542nd in the regionMost Cultured: 549th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 558th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 603rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 623rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 628th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 667th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 711th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 712th in the region

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