The Kingdom of Meat Sandwich is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doom with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.01 billion Meat Sandwichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doomstadt. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Meat Sandwichian economy, worth a remarkable 2,430 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,858 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meat Sandwich's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Meat Sandwich is ranked 79,656^th in the world and 3,368^th in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 768.74 milliStalins.