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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,422ndMost Armed: 10,009thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,947th
The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Root Beer Nooo
Influence
Powerbroker
Regional Director / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mealistan

Population117 million

CurrencyRoot beer flavored Guns
AnimalSnorlax

The Federal Republic of Mealistan is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 117 million Mealistanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Mealistanian economy, worth 8.15 trillion Root beer flavored Guns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 69,628 Root beer flavored Guns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty", and professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mealistan's national animal is the Snorlax, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mealistan is ranked 182,330th in the world and 12th in Cheeseland rebels for Fattest Citizens, with 9.59 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,422ndMost Armed: 10,009thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,947thMost Conservative: 21,046thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,414th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mealistan's influence in Cheeseland rebels fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Mealistan, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
  • : Following new legislation in Mealistan, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
  • : Following new legislation in Mealistan, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing.
  • : Mealistan created a custom banner.
  • : Mealistan lodged a message on the Cheeseland rebels Regional Message Board.
  • : Mealistan changed its national motto to "Root Beer Nooo".
  • : Mealistan changed its national currency to "Root beer flavored Guns".
  • : Mealistan changed its national motto to "RootBeer Nooo".
  • : Mealistan changed its national motto to "Root Beer Noooooooooo".

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