The Theocracy of Me and Julio is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 19.621 billion Me and Julioans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Me and Julioan economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion ukes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,039 ukes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, and the police force is on a recruitment drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Me and Julio's national animal is the caged bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Me and Julio is ranked 47,044^th in the world and 15^th in BLITZKRIEG for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,913.26 on the Gilded Widget Scale.