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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,776thMost Average: 19,407th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Melons will serve me!
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Good

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Me1ons

Population958 million

CurrencyMelon Slave
AnimalEnslaved Melon

The Republic of Me1ons is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 958 million Me1onsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The Me1onsian economy, worth 48.4 trillion Melon Slaves a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 50,556 Melon Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, only the brainiest citizens become academics, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Me1ons's national animal is the Enslaved Melon.

Me1ons is ranked 194,599th in the world and 16th in Caravansary for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.94 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,776thMost Average: 19,407th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Me1ons's influence in Caravansary fell from "Dealmaker" to "Contender".
  • : Me1ons's influence in Caravansary fell from "Power" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Me1ons's influence in Caravansary rose from "Zero" to "Power".
  • : Me1ons relocated from Doggo to Caravansary.
  • : Me1ons lodged a message on the Doggo Regional Message Board.
  • : Me1ons's influence in Doggo rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Me1ons's influence in Doggo fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Me1ons's influence in Doggo rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Me1ons's influence in Doggo rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Me1ons's influence in Doggo fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".

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