The Kingdom of MdNarmia is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 140 million MdNarmians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.0%.

The strong MdNarmian economy, worth 7.72 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 55,113 Reais, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, and surfing lessons include how to ward off sharks. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. MdNarmia's national animal is the Girafa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

MdNarmia is ranked 216,700^th in the world and 389^th in Refugia for Most Income Equality, scoring 10.47 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.