The Kingdom and Commonwealth of McNernia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Emilion IV with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 17.228 billion McNernians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Education and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathcride. The average income tax rate is 16.7%.

The frighteningly efficient McNernian economy, worth a remarkable 3,774 trillion Mcnernian Pound Sterling or Bullions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 219,087 Mcnernian Pound Sterling or Bullions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, and the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. McNernia's national animal is the Stag, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is High Apostolic Church.

McNernia is ranked 146,785^th in the world and 57^th in Greater Dienstad for Longest Average Lifespans, with 29.64 Years.