The Free Land of McdonaldsMart is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.864 billion Wagies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The powerhouse Employed economy, worth 187 trillion Cheeseburgers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 100,529 Cheeseburgers, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Employed restaurants, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. McdonaldsMart's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

McdonaldsMart is ranked 173,482^nd in the world and 487^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 48.48 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.