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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,851stHighest Crime Rates: 2,070thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,633rd
The Free Land of
Left-Leaning College State
With the power of capitalism we'll make robots real
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population1.864 billion


The Free Land of McdonaldsMart is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.864 billion Wagies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The powerhouse Employed economy, worth 187 trillion Cheeseburgers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 100,529 Cheeseburgers, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Employed restaurants, everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. McdonaldsMart's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

McdonaldsMart is ranked 173,482nd in the world and 487th in Conch Kingdom for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 48.48 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,851stHighest Crime Rates: 2,070thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,633rdTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,743rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,753rdMost Influential: 3,576thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,743rdFattest Citizens: 3,784thMost Avoided: 4,545thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,609thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,780thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,269thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,539thMost Armed: 9,398thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 15,481stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,947thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,745thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,738thHighest Drug Use: 23,452nd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 24th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Black Market: 61st in the region

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