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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 167th Largest Gambling Industry: 277th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 534th
The 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Just Print More Money.
Fresh Pepper
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.588 billion

CapitalConservative Brandensburg
LeaderFresh Pepper


The 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 of Mazeoftime is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Fresh Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.588 billion Mazers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conservative Brandensburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mazecit economy, worth a remarkable 1,592 trillion Cubes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 241,778 Cubes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 787,743 per year while the poor average 55,867, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.

Strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mazeoftime's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Farmingo.

Mazeoftime is ranked 167th in the world and 4th in The North Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 20,157.81 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 167thLargest Gambling Industry: 277thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 534thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 577thFattest Citizens: 691stMost Ignorant Citizens: 724thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 734thMost Avoided: 736thMost Armed: 761stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 806thMost Influential: 873rdHighest Crime Rates: 932ndLargest Insurance Industry: 994thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,006thLargest Retail Industry: 1,018thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,077thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,195thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,196thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,329thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,731stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,836thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,218thHighest Average Incomes: 3,143rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,164thMost Efficient Economies: 5,503rdRudest Citizens: 6,540thLargest Black Market: 6,654thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,181stHighest Economic Output: 7,932nd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 23rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 56th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 114th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 143rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 180th in the regionLargest Black Market: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 224th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 284th in the regionRudest Citizens: 353rd in the regionMost Influential: 353rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 429th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 618th in the regionMost Stationary: 830th in the region

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