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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168thLargest Gambling Industry: 261stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 475th
The 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 of
Corporate Police State
Keep going. That's not enough money!
Fresh Pepper
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mazeoftime

Population8.982 billion

CapitalConservative Brandensburg
LeaderFresh Pepper
FaithFarmingo

CurrencyCube
Animalduck

The 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 of Mazeoftime is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Fresh Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.982 billion Mazers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Conservative Brandensburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Mazecit economy, worth a remarkable 2,205 trillion Cubes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 245,588 Cubes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,998,765 per year while the poor average 6,597, a ratio of 302 to 1.

Sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good", babies are a small but significant export, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins, and begun the Clone Wars have. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mazeoftime's national animal is the duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Farmingo.

Mazeoftime is ranked 67,385th in the world and 3,537th in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,806.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168thLargest Gambling Industry: 261stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 475thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 600thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 626thFattest Citizens: 651stMost Avoided: 690thMost Armed: 778thHighest Crime Rates: 812thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 819thMost Ignorant Citizens: 820thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 893rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 988thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,059thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,092ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,242ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,303rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,317thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,343rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,442ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,837thMost Influential: 2,069thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,193rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,579thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,996thRudest Citizens: 5,256thMost Efficient Economies: 5,913thHighest Economic Output: 6,458thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,624thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,230thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,460th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 26th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 31st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 155th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 171st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 174th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 178th in the regionRudest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 317th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 330th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 349th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 521st in the regionLargest Black Market: 542nd in the regionMost Influential: 714th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 923rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, begun the Clone Wars have.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, career advisors ask sociopathic orphan girls if they have considered becoming professional assassins.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good".
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Mazecit sovereign territory.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, it's never "just a game" with Mazecit sports fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, many believe that you can't repeat history's mistakes if you don't care what they were.
  • : Following new legislation in Mazeoftime, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Mazeoftime was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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